Tuesday, July 3, 2007

Guy's perspective - a questionable necklace

It's been a long time, hasn't it? I figured it was time for my guy to "contribute" to my blog again. Here's what he thinks of this necklace.

I'm often surprised to see what is classed as "Fashionable" or desirable to wear as an accessory. Ok, so the big chunky bracelets and super huge buddhist beads, fine; do what you have to do. Personally though I'd recommend you ladies draw the line at wearing stuff that looks like excrement. Just to start this necklace is too huge to be worn in public, I'd imagine no one would pay attention to anything else you're wearing other than it. It's about as subtle as having a boa-constrictor wrapped around your throat. Still, all those are minor complaints compared to the real issue. It looks like poo. Mind you, I can appreciate the skill of an artisan to forge a dog turd into this complex shape, however you're not fooling me I still know
it's poo. If you're really into having poop on your chest, keep it in the bedroom Helga, we don't want to see it!

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1 comment:

Kristy said...

Hahaha! that is hysterical. This necklace is the ugliest thing i've ever seen.